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Filipino/Pinoy Celebrities & Showbiz
Year 34, No. 3 / December 30-January 5, 2006

 

Imaginary New Year’s resolutions from the stars

Not all the stars share their New Year’s resolutions with the public for either personal or professional reasons (they might give away their darkest secrets or personal quirks if one reads between the lines of their resolutions). So, solely in the spirit of fun, we now offer these imaginary New Year’s resolutions of the stars as we know them.

Kristine Hermosa — “I resolve to be truthful in the coming year and tell once and for all if Diether Ocampo and I are really married, or merely living in. I also resolve to be kinder to my long suffering mother and not mistreat her anymore.”

Piolo Pascual — “I resolve to be more forthright with my relationships, platonic or otherwise, and not leave the public guessing or reading between the lines of my statements. But isn’t that career suicide? But what the heck, the public has prejudged me already.”

Judy Ann Santos — “I resolve to be more perceptive and keen on my relationship. For instance, I know that Ryan Agoncillo really likes me, but does he love me really? Nakaka-bother din yung opinion ng iba d’yan that Ryan is just really out to use me to further his acting career.”

Yul Servo — “I resolve to refrain from being too friendly with fellow actors who seek my company so that they will not be misinterpreted as being mga bading.”

Carlos Agassi — “I resolve not to sound too desperate in promoting and selling my CDs. Hard sell daw kasi ang ginagawa kong pagpo-promote ng aking album. I was just being honest lang naman eh when I said that I sank my entire life’s savings in that album kaya they should buy it.”

Manny Pacquiao — “I resolve to focus more on my boxing this year and not always heed the call of show business. I have to lick this guy (Erik) Morales to regain my kababayans’ hero worship.”

Kris Aquino — “Ano ba ito? I’m actually being ruled by greed. Just because my million peso endorsement contracts forbids me from getting married doesn’t mean I have to keep on resetting my altar date. Baka my betrothed James will lose his patience and dump me, ako rin. In the coming year I resolve to be more decisive on when I will actually march down that darn aisle.”

Lucy Torres Gomez — “I’m sick and tired of being told what and what not to eat by my husband Richard who is obsessed with slimness. Darn it, I want to taste adobo, ice cream, crispy pata and everything carbs and greasy. In 2004, I resolve to be assertive in my choice of nutrition and my husband be damned.”

Rosanna Roces — “Who am I kidding? I’m really washed out and needs to atone for my bad behavior so perhaps I can make a comeback. It’s such a waste having this kind of body and not shove it in people’s faces and fantasies. In 2006, I resolve to make nice and reconcile with my enemies for the sake of my extinct career.”

Angelica Jones — “I resolve to keep my mouth, and that of my mother’s, shut in the coming year.”

Rufa Mae Quinto — “I resolve to show less cleavage in 2006 in public at least. That all too revealing gown I wore to the wedding of my good friend Bong Revilla’s sister was ill advised, or so my friend Gretchen Barretto who, I suspect to, has always been envious of my prodigious bosom, tells me.”

Regine Velasquez — “I resolve to get a boyfriend in the coming year so all this whispers about me being a you know what, will end once and for all. I’m all woman, if you must know. Ask uh, er, ah, well, just believe me.”

Cesar Montano — “I resolve to be more realistic about my Hollywood dream.”

Willie Revillame — “I resolve to be a better person in 2006.”

Ai Ai de las Alas — “I don’t know what to resolve in 2006. Basta I resolve!”


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