| Not all the stars share their New Year’s
resolutions with the public for either personal or
professional reasons (they might give away their darkest
secrets or personal quirks if one reads between the lines of
their resolutions). So, solely in the spirit of fun, we now
offer these imaginary New Year’s resolutions of the stars as
we know them.
Kristine Hermosa — “I resolve to be truthful in
the coming year and tell once and for all if Diether Ocampo
and I are really married, or merely living in. I also
resolve to be kinder to my long suffering mother and not
mistreat her anymore.”
Piolo Pascual — “I resolve to be more forthright
with my relationships, platonic or otherwise, and not leave
the public guessing or reading between the lines of my
statements. But isn’t that career suicide? But what the
heck, the public has prejudged me already.”
Judy Ann Santos — “I resolve to be more perceptive
and keen on my relationship. For instance, I know that Ryan
Agoncillo really likes me, but does he love me really?
Nakaka-bother din yung opinion ng iba d’yan that Ryan is
just really out to use me to further his acting career.”
Yul Servo — “I resolve to refrain from being too
friendly with fellow actors who seek my company so that they
will not be misinterpreted as being mga bading.”
Carlos Agassi — “I resolve not to sound too
desperate in promoting and selling my CDs. Hard sell daw
kasi ang ginagawa kong pagpo-promote ng aking album. I was
just being honest lang naman eh when I said that I sank my
entire life’s savings in that album kaya they should buy
it.”
Manny Pacquiao — “I resolve to focus more on my
boxing this year and not always heed the call of show
business. I have to lick this guy (Erik) Morales to regain
my kababayans’ hero worship.”
Kris Aquino — “Ano ba ito? I’m actually being
ruled by greed. Just because my million peso endorsement
contracts forbids me from getting married doesn’t mean I
have to keep on resetting my altar date. Baka my betrothed
James will lose his patience and dump me, ako rin. In the
coming year I resolve to be more decisive on when I will
actually march down that darn aisle.”
Lucy Torres Gomez — “I’m sick and tired of being
told what and what not to eat by my husband Richard who is
obsessed with slimness. Darn it, I want to taste adobo, ice
cream, crispy pata and everything carbs and greasy. In 2004,
I resolve to be assertive in my choice of nutrition and my
husband be damned.”
Rosanna Roces — “Who am I kidding? I’m really
washed out and needs to atone for my bad behavior so perhaps
I can make a comeback. It’s such a waste having this kind of
body and not shove it in people’s faces and fantasies. In
2006, I resolve to make nice and reconcile with my enemies
for the sake of my extinct career.”
Angelica Jones — “I resolve to keep my mouth, and
that of my mother’s, shut in the coming year.”
Rufa Mae Quinto — “I resolve to show less cleavage
in 2006 in public at least. That all too revealing gown I
wore to the wedding of my good friend Bong Revilla’s sister
was ill advised, or so my friend Gretchen Barretto who, I
suspect to, has always been envious of my prodigious bosom,
tells me.”
Regine Velasquez — “I resolve to get a boyfriend
in the coming year so all this whispers about me being a you
know what, will end once and for all. I’m all woman, if you
must know. Ask uh, er, ah, well, just believe me.”
Cesar Montano — “I resolve to be more realistic
about my Hollywood dream.”
Willie Revillame — “I resolve to be a better
person in 2006.”
Ai Ai de las Alas — “I don’t know what to resolve
in 2006. Basta I resolve!”
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